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if you love something let it go. if it comes back to you its yours forever. if it doesnt then it never mean to be
A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the gra*s, but you my friend, yes you, you can kiss my a*s =)
Half drunk is a waste of Money
I will destroy you .
Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.
S.C.H.O.O.L. Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives!! :)
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot I only exist to you when you need something.
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
hey ca va
Being so hot, you stalk your own profile
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