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Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatheringsBeing inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings
Getting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to youGetting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to you
I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
Our small, stupid conversations mean more to me than you'll ever knowOur small, stupid conversations mean more to me than you'll ever know
"You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me""You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me"
When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.
Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...
Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to careOld enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy.""I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
Licking your food so you dont have to share.Licking your food so you dont have to share.
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