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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 68
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile
This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!
We don't talk anymore. And you know what the saddest part is? We used to talk everyday.
You Can't Change The Past, But You Can Learn From It ;)
Relationships: take forever to build, seconds to fall.
Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone :)
MUST LOGOUT NOW. Oh, a notification, I guess I stay on! :)
Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
"Stalking" is a strong word, I like to look at it as "intense research on an individual"
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