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Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.
Bruno Mars should be a teacher and teach boys how to treat a female :)
In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.
If your going to lie, lie to rihanna, because she loves it, and i don't.
Mirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laugh
I am who I am, if you don't like me... That's your problem. ;)
A person who truly loves you will never let you go, no matter how hard the situation is.
I can't clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.
I HATE WHEN MY PARENTS ASK WHO IM TEXTING.
You Are Never Too Old For A Disney Movie
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