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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 65
FREAKING OUT WHEN SOMETHING TOUCHES YOUR FOOT IN THE SEA!!
I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat...
Strangers stab you in the front. Friends stab you in the back. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws :)
Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?
The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.
Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!
I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be.
Today I’m giving my heart to you .. please be careful how you handle it , not because it’s mine , but because Your inside it .
Each girl has that ONE boy... that they will NEVER lose feelings for.
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