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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 62
Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
Waving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchen
Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
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