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2011, please be good to me. :)
If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.
Pretending that my eyes are itchy when I really cant hold back the tears any more :(
OK, Christmas is over, now where is Summer?
My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.
...remember when we were YOUNG and couldn't wait to grow up? ...WOW, what the hell were we thinking!?!?
Listening to a song, and remembering all the memories that go with it
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
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