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I must go. My planet needs me.
The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.
Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid
Doing something wrong, and feeling so finee :)
Guys who can cook
It seemed like such a good idea last night...
Seeing someone fine and thinking , "DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN"
What happens on a night out, stays on a night out. Until someone tags you!
If ever in doubt, just ask yourself, what would Charlie Sheen do?
Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.
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