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She is a good girl. She has a good heart. She is almost a virgin. No drinking, no smoking, no drugs. She is pure as snow. And i am an unicorn.
Sometimes you have to forget how you feel and remember what you deserve.
LIKE if you don’t ring the doorbell… You just text or call to say you’re outside.
If you never try, you’ll never know.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them
I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.
Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says: hi
Wanna know who's AWESOME??? You ↖ You ↗ You ↙ You → You ↓ You ↩ You ↪ You ↬ You ↫ You ↪ You ↩ You ↲ You ↴ And You ↺
It's not a real relationship until you secretly start to hate each other.
Facebook is 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody's diary.
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