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I don't have time to study, I'm a Ninja
I love you Atanas forever & always<3
Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesnt make sense. Refrigerator.
A woman's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
Not messing with adele, because she'll write a whole album about you.
I'm Real Girl! No fake Tan, No fake Boobs, No face splattered in make up.
Hanging out with Jesus to save money on wine
"I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked "
Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. No diploma = no work. No work = no money. No money = no food. No food = you get skinny. Skinny = then you get ugly. Ugly = no lover. No lover = no marriage
Katy Perry's living her Teenage Dream... Lady Gaga's ignoring her Telephone... Travie McCoy's is a Billionaire... While Justin Bieber is having a Baby.
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