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strangers in the night,AIDS in the morning
1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
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When you admire something you should say NOT BAD NOT BAD try it!!!!!!!!!!! B$
That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.
Like if you love Annoying orange :)
Nazi Germany surrendered to the US on May 7th 1945. Chuck Norris was born on May 6th 1945. Coincidedence??? There's no such thing.
People said i like every status they have, well NO MORE i wont like a thing now!!!!!!!!!! :P
I almost ended up in a psycho movie! they gone now, ooft! that was close!
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