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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 88
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
"Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom."
I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
I am good in bed.... I can sleep all day
Without facebook, i would forget 99% of my friends' birthdays.
Yes. yes. yes. yes i know. yep. i will. okay. yes. alright. okay, BYE MUM.
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
No brain no pain.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
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