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Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.
Trying to resist the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples statuses
Monday Tuesday WTF (Wednesday Thursday Friday)
Dropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicorn
When life is hard, I take a nap.
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
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