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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.
I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I mentally claimed.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
Meowing at cats until they meow back
I`m not perfect, i make mistakes, but when i say sorry .. i mean it ! :)
3² + y +8 [(x + 2y ²=a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z= 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9x...Yeah, I can definitely see how this is gonna help me in life. -.-
Letting Vodka make all your decisions
Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop
Sometimes I stop thinking just in case someone is reading my mind
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