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you think your girlfriend is pretty? my mum 100times more better then yours.you think your girlfriend is pretty? my mum 100times more better then yours.
So push me against the wall and kiss me like you mean it.So push me against the wall and kiss me like you mean it.
I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
"Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!""Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesnt make sense. Refrigerator.Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesnt make sense. Refrigerator.
I may seem shy at first after a while Bam ! I'm a total different personI may seem shy at first after a while Bam ! I'm a total different person
Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.
you must once be stupid in order to gain wisdomyou must once be stupid in order to gain wisdom
All the single ladies, all the single ladies. PUT YOUR CATS UP.All the single ladies, all the single ladies. PUT YOUR CATS UP.
I'm not angry at you... im just disappointed in youI'm not angry at you... im just disappointed in you
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