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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error ✖Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error ✖
Get a life!!!Get a life!!!
I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.
HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floorHOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor
Treat you're girl right, don't send hearts to everyone...Treat you're girl right, don't send hearts to everyone...
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying .I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying .
I love my boyfriend.I love my boyfriend.
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