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Monday Tuesday WTF (Wednesday Thursday Friday)
Not texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastard
Dropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicorn
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
Oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line.
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
nobody bring me DOWN!
wonders how in a world with 6.8 billion people in it, some of us are still lonely...
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