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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 112
I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
Falling in love with strangers on public transport.
Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Dropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicorn
Sitting on your floor in your undies. Not knowing what to wear.
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