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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 115
I pretend that I dont care, but it makes me miss you more.
The spaces between your fingers were created so that anothers could fill them in.
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
Life is too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn’t treat you right
Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)
Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.
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