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Walking alone in search of lyf.........
I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.
I am proud of my heart. Its played, cheated, burned and broken. But somehow still works.♥
It doesn't matter where you go in life, what you do or how much you have, it's who you have beside you...
2 weeks ago my mom found me smoking cigarets, i told her its my last. she told dad and others. yesterday she found me smoking marijuana, she called my dad and said: 'he was smoking again!' dad: 'he was smoking what?!' mom: 'marijuana!' dad: 'oh, you scared me there'
i wish my grades could smoke weed so they could get higher
If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor
When life gives you lemons, fine someone who's life gave them Vodka and Have a party <3
When I see you on, it makes my day! But when you start the conversation, my day can't be better! <3
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