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Someone needs to help Rihanna, she likes rude boys, loves it when people lie to her, and apparently forgot her name.
Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7
If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has. Idiot, don't take her for granted.
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Funny World.
What Guys Think Girls Do At Sleepovers: PILLOWFIGHT!!!!! What Girls Actually Do At Sleepovers: Dude, I'm hungry, let's eat.
Best ever game as a child: make sure the balloon does not touch the floor :D
"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?
OK, Christmas is over, now where is Summer?
Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
To me, you're perfect.
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