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Sometimes i wish i could find my things on google.
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
-You are too smart. -What does thet mean? -You are annoying!!!!
Don't poke anyone you don't want to have sex with..:D
Somtimes all you have to do is remove this weird material we call clothes OFF! And just run around in the nude (:
The awkward moment when you see three cows in your bedroom eating your pants and you think to yourself: "oh I should stop taking those pink pills!"... LOL JK I'll close my door next time.
Only a geek would waste their time on the internet, defining geek on
Only a geek would waste their time on the internet, defining geek on urban dictionary
I'm a girl and I wanna someone to make me a sandwich too!
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