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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 117
nobody bring me DOWN!
wonders how in a world with 6.8 billion people in it, some of us are still lonely...
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
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