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"Shut up, you love it"
I must go. My planet needs me.
If it makes you happy, do it! ;D
Putting something broken back together so the next person breaks it
Seeing someone fine and thinking , "DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN"
If ever in doubt, just ask yourself, what would Charlie Sheen do?
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
Ill drink what the man on the floor is drinking
I come from a town where a traffic jam is 4 cars behind a tractor
I'm so ready for those long summer nights :)
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