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Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you!
Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. No diploma = no work. No work = no money. No money = no food. No food = you get skinny. Skinny = then you get ugly. Ugly = no lover. No lover = no marriage
Wow. You guys are so cool for taking a profile picture. Of yourself. In a mirror. In your bathroom. With a toilet as your background. Nice. XD
How can I "let go" of the past, when it has such a bloody firm grip?
The awkward moment in cla*s when you stick your hand up and forget what you were going to say
Regret is a useless emotion as it’s impossible to go back in time and change your actions. If we all live our lives mistake free then we would have nothing to learn and grow from
All the single ladies, all the single ladies. PUT YOUR CATS UP.
I'm not angry at you... im just disappointed in you
I smile when my phone buzzes..... because I know its you. :)
If Sh3 TyP3S l!K3 D!s, She To Young For You Bro .
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