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"Shut up, you love it"
The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.
I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
That awkward moment where you try to hit the high note in Happy Birthday
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
Hi. I'm a girl, I don't like you. Now I do. Now I don't again. Now I'm in a mood.
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe
I come from a town where a traffic jam is 4 cars behind a tractor
Unknown Drunken Injuries
Touching Things That Say "Do Not Touch"
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