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Don't fear tomorrow or regret the past; live for what's now and never look back.
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!
FREAKING OUT WHEN SOMETHING TOUCHES YOUR FOOT IN THE SEA!!
You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.
I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?
Like if you don't smoke.
The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.
I AM THE COOLER SIBLING :)
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