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So I hear you are seeing my ex. Well I just want to apologize ahead of time for that rashSo I hear you are seeing my ex. Well I just want to apologize ahead of time for that rash
`Are you home?` "no. I just answered my home phone from a bat cave"`Are you home?` "no. I just answered my home phone from a bat cave"
Friend: Hey dude!! How far are you from here? Me: I will be there in five minutes, if im not... read this message again.Friend: Hey dude!! How far are you from here? Me: I will be there in five minutes, if im not... read this message again.
Meowing at the back door because you can't get in.Meowing at the back door because you can't get in.
When you have homework, the computer is interesting. When you dont have homework, everything becomes boring.When you have homework, the computer is interesting. When you dont have homework, everything becomes boring.
If I could turn back time... :(If I could turn back time... :(
kenapa.kenapa,,,,n mengapa,.,kenapa.kenapa,,,,n mengapa,.,
hard work izzzz d key to successhard work izzzz d key to success
Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their optionNever allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option
One day my patience with you will run out, and I will punch you. In the faceOne day my patience with you will run out, and I will punch you. In the face
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