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*Phone vibrates at home* You can barely hear it. *Phone vibrates at school* F**king Earthquake!
That awkward moment when you scream the wrong lyrics to a song..xD
The person you are trying 2 get hold of is currently unavalible at this moment of time, try again later, if you dont hear from me YOU will be one of them.
There is always, always, always something to be thankful for...
Never say goodbye, because saying goodbay means going away... and going away means forgetting...
Roses are red, Violets are blue, friend Requests are great, But who are you?
Supp peepz yo yo yo
Fell in love with a stranger on public transport. Wait 'til he comes to you or go to him? Go to him or he'll be out of your sights and life. Life, as we know it, IS TOO F****** SHORT.
That awkward moment when Lady Gaga doesn’t know what to wear for Halloween.
I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
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