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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 27
Getting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missions
My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life :)
2011 please be better than 2010 :) ♥
When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
Bruno Mars should be a teacher and teach boys how to treat a female :)
I ♥ THE WEEKEND
The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.
I hate people who chew gum like retarded cows
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