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Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard
The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.
Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
if i lose myself tonight
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
The secret is kept anything to be,and I am guarding it
I hope the Olympics teaches kids and parents that in real life you do not get a trophy just for participating.
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