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I love boys who play guitar :)
Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)
Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions
If You wanna Be A MAN . . . Smoke Marlboro instead of SLIMS :)) xD
What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
strangers in the night,AIDS in the morning
F**k love..anyway who cares..
We have NO friends in common ... so how the hell did You find me ??!!
I still love you.. Why can't you understand this.? Maybe you don't love me anymore,but why can't you say that to me.? :((
HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor
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