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How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying .
terpaksa harus sendiri....
~The Soul's Shadow~ There is pain in all happiness, contentment, inspiration, and wonders. For if many souls cannot see and understand the knowledge of one soul, that soul with its life and knowledge are lost forever. -Ψ livingspeech.blogspot(dot)com
I must warn you. I know Karate, Judo, Ju Jitsu and 17 other d*ngerous words.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error ✖
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
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