Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 23
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.
"NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers..."
First thing you do when you wake up is reach for your phone.
Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard 
The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
if i lose myself tonight
Every new day is another chance to change your life.Page:
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard