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My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat...
You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall, if you don't plan to catch her.
I spent my whole childhood wishing I was older. Now I'm older, it sucks.
♥Its hard to wait around for something you know might never happen; but its harder to give up when you know its everything you want.♥
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
When you finally let go of the past, something better comes along.
No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it sometime.
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