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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 21
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
When life is hard, I take a nap.
I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you.
life is a beach.., im just playin iin da sand.!<3
Randomely laughing because you remembered every thing funny
Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop
That one girl you don't want anywhere near your boyfriend
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