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"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked.""Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a testGiving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
When life is hard, I take a nap.When life is hard, I take a nap.
I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you.I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you.
life is a beach.., im just playin iin da sand.!<3life is a beach.., im just playin iin da sand.!<3
Randomely laughing because you remembered every thing funnyRandomely laughing because you remembered every thing funny
Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shopWhoever said money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop
That one girl you don't want anywhere near your boyfriendThat one girl you don't want anywhere near your boyfriend
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