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Missed Calls: Dad (1), Sister (1), Mom (48)
"I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself"
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
...remember when we were YOUNG and couldn't wait to grow up? ...WOW, what the hell were we thinking!?!?
Girls dad: "don't let him touch you", boys dad: "get in there son."
Our eyes are at the front, because it's better to see where you're going rather than where you've been.
Snow... the only time 4 inches can make a girl excited.
Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud
COD. Also known as: Cause of Divorce
I Hate It When I Can't Fall Asleep Because I'm Thinking
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