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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 19
You can never "just be friends" with somebody you used to love, simply because a little part of you will ALWAYS love them.
I text you, you take 30 mins to reply, I'm with you, your hands r glued to your phone
Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life :)
I am who I am, if you don't like me... That's your problem. ;)
User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
A relationship where you can lay with each other & just talk...about anything!!
I hate people who chew gum like retarded cows
Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?
When I'm bored I sit on Facebook and Like stuff...
"why didn't u answer my call?!" "Cuz i was dancing to my ringtone!"
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