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Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit.
I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession.
Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile
Missed Calls: Dad (1), Sister (1), Mom (48)
OK, Christmas is over, now where is Summer?
"yea i know.. i saw it on facebook"
"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Funny World.
2011, please be good to me. :)
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