Best status updates
Statuses
New statuses
Best statuses
Most liked
Just liked
Best statuses:
Today
Yesterday
Tuesday
Monday
Sunday
Saturday
Friday
This Week
Last Week
July
June
Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 16
I JUST WANNA HUG YOU & SAY I LOVE YOU! ♥
Dear Students, I know when you're texting. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, Teacher.
When Facebook starts showing how many times you have visited someone's profile, we're all screwed.
When I'm bored I sit on Facebook and Like stuff...
"why didn't u answer my call?!" "Cuz i was dancing to my ringtone!"
Love is like quicksand, the deeper and deeper you fall in... the harder it is to get out.
I can tell when you're mad, happy or sad by your texts
"1 out of every 3 smokers die." Apparently the other 2 become immortal.
First thing you do when you wake up is reach for your phone.
There's a HUGE difference between waking up at 5:55 & 6 a.m. on a school day.
Page:
<<
<
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
>
>>