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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
Must.....stop....liking...things.......OH THATS SO TRUE!! *click*
Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart. Not someone who plays with it.
I'm currently making some changes in my life, and if you don't hear from me, then you're one of them.
Without facebook, i would forget 99% of my friends' birthdays.
Missed Calls: Dad (1), Sister (1), Mom (48)
"I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself"
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
...remember when we were YOUNG and couldn't wait to grow up? ...WOW, what the hell were we thinking!?!?
Girls dad: "don't let him touch you", boys dad: "get in there son."
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