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Sitting on your floor in your undies. Not knowing what to wear.
Dropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicorn
Not texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastard
LIKE IF you`re Saying "Yeah I`m on my way." when you`re still at home.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard.
Blaming it on PMS
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
I enjoy exams so much I usually take them twice.
My Best Friend is a Sagittarius! ^_^
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