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there should be a relationship status for "i dont even know whats going on"there should be a relationship status for "i dont even know whats going on"
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
Wow you're wierd... I can tell we're going to be great friends. :)Wow you're wierd... I can tell we're going to be great friends. :)
Kill the time......... (time kills me)Kill the time......... (time kills me)
`Are you home?` "no. I just answered my home phone from a bat cave"`Are you home?` "no. I just answered my home phone from a bat cave"
Never spend your valuable time on a person who doesn't deserve itNever spend your valuable time on a person who doesn't deserve it
Putting things in a safe place But not remembering where that isPutting things in a safe place But not remembering where that is
The worst feeling is realizing you had a chance and blew it.The worst feeling is realizing you had a chance and blew it.
Sleeping is nice. You forget about everything for a little whileSleeping is nice. You forget about everything for a little while
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