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*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with
YES, Facebook, I already CHECKED that notification, now can you please get rid of that little red number?!?!
When I read your text messages I can hear exactly how you would say it.
I don't care if it is rude to stare, you are hot, so I will stare.
Mom: If your friends jump off a bridge would you jump too? You: How high is the bridge?
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
Love is to give all you have to one person, knowing full well you may never get anything in return, there are no conditions to true love, You trust first.
While there’s life, there’s HOPE.
Never give up on anybody, miracles happen everyday.
Went from being "sober" in to "drunk"...
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