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I want you to LEAVE, and be happy, and NOT come back.
He is my little brother.If you break his heart I'll break your face
Nobody is perfect but I am NOBODY
Angel by day,Devil by night!
once cheater, always a chaeter
I Spam Your Mom
When you're hot, you're hot, when you're not, you're not.
There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"
¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
I've lost my bear,can I sleep with u? =]
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