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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 22
When Facebook starts showing how many times you have visited someone's profile, we're all screwed.
I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be.
Don't you hate it when you just get comfortable and you realize that the remote is just out of reach?
When I'm bored I sit on Facebook and Like stuff...
"why didn't u answer my call?!" "Cuz i was dancing to my ringtone!"
I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)
Ever look at your ex and just think, "was i drunk our whole relationship?"
"You look pretty today!" "...Was I ugly yesterday!?"
When I read your text messages I can hear exactly how you would say it.
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