Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 22
Immature = A word, boring people use to describe fun people :)
I'll just sleep 5 more minutes...7:05...7:10...7:15...8:30?!?!?!? CRAP!
Best friends.. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddle boat and save your stupid ass. 
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.
"NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers..."
First thing you do when you wake up is reach for your phone.
Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard 
The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.Page:
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard