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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 37
Sitting on your floor in your undies. Not knowing what to wear.
all we need is diet.
Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
"That's it, I'm logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification"
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
Waving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchen
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
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