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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 35
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
Sitting on the couch and doing nothing
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
"I need a drink or 12."
That one person you liked from the moment you met them
We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.
"Shut up, you love it"
I must go. My planet needs me.
I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
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