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I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
Sorry for trusting you, it won't happen again.
Sitting on Santas lap and realising you're not the only excited one.
hello my name is trace
Don’t trust too much; Don’t love too much; Don’t hope too much; because that too much can hurt you so much. ♥
I ♥ chocolate
If A Couple in Love are called Love Birds, then a couple who`ve fought with each other should be called Angry Birds.
Falling in love is such an easy thing to do but there's no guarantee that the one you love, is gonna love you~
LIKE IF: I like saying "I love you too" when someone says "I hate you."
The best types of laughter: 1) Laughing so hard it becomes silent. 2) You feel a six pack coming on. 3) Tears come out of your eyes.
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