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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 33
First thing you do when you wake up is reach for your phone.
"Did I ask you?" "No..." "Then Shut Up."
"NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers..."
Does anyone else turn their pillow over to feel the cold side? :)
Ever look at your ex and just think, "was i drunk our whole relationship?"
I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE sleeping but never want to go to bed early.
I'll just sleep 5 more minutes...7:05...7:10...7:15...8:30?!?!?!? CRAP!
I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to please you.
I'm in love with my bed. But my alarm clock won't let us be together.
"No friends in common" "So that's a 'no' to Mujhammad".
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