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Being strangers, then friends, then more than friends, then strangers again
Wow you're wierd... I can tell we're going to be great friends. :)
I̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶l̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶, Sorry It Was Wrong I Can.
Don't dare to show me attitude, cus U won't be able to handle mine
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
Sorry for trusting you, it won't happen again.
Take me drunk, I'm home!
Yes, there's plenty more fish in the sea, but your my nemo <3
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