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Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
I must warn you. I know Karate, Judo, Ju Jitsu and 17 other d*ngerous words.
Walking alone in search of lyf.........
F**k it! I'll do it my way. And the people that love me will understand why I'm doing it because they love me. F**k it! (Christopher Miles from Skins)
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do...
I am proud of my heart. Its played, cheated, burned and broken. But somehow still works.♥
It doesn't matter where you go in life, what you do or how much you have, it's who you have beside you...
2 weeks ago my mom found me smoking cigarets, i told her its my last. she told dad and others. yesterday she found me smoking marijuana, she called my dad and said: 'he was smoking again!' dad: 'he was smoking what?!' mom: 'marijuana!' dad: 'oh, you scared me there'
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn Monroe
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