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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
Single, sexy and ready to party!
When love goes wrong nothing goes right
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
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