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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 56
Having too much month left at the end of the money.
Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
Being single because you're so hot that no-one dares to ask you out.
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
Getting home and going on FB after a long hard day of FB mobile
I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.
Dont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act Single
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