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Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
Just take it easy cause there is no stress <3 ;)
if you love something set it free, if it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't it never was
The awkward moment when Osama Bin Laden shows up while Obama announcing his death, and he's like ''Yea dude, I am dead, dun worry, I just came to take my dead body with me''
The awkward moment when you see three cows in your bedroom eating your pants and you think to yourself: "oh I should stop taking those pink pills!"... LOL JK I'll close my door next time.
NO ONe is perfect , just the life is it sometimes ! <3 :)
I'm a girl and I wanna someone to make me a sandwich too!
I killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =P
When you're hot, you're hot, when you're not, you're not.
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