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I miss u.... I need u ... More & More....each daY I luv u More than world ... can ever say ?! <3I miss u.... I need u ... More & More....each daY I luv u More than world ... can ever say ?! <3
That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn’t open for you...That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn’t open for you...
F**k love..anyway who cares..F**k love..anyway who cares..
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questionsDreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions
Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)
keep your FRIENDS close and your ENEMYS closer!!!!!!!keep your FRIENDS close and your ENEMYS closer!!!!!!!
People said i like every status they have, well NO MORE i wont like a thing now!!!!!!!!!! :PPeople said i like every status they have, well NO MORE i wont like a thing now!!!!!!!!!! :P
I almost ended up in a psycho movie! they gone now, ooft! that was close!I almost ended up in a psycho movie! they gone now, ooft! that was close!
Kids are like farts - you can only tolerate your own...Kids are like farts - you can only tolerate your own...
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