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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 101
Love is when you find someone who didn’t meet any of your standards
Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.
I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you.
I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.
7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
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