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Pretending that my eyes are itchy when I really cant hold back the tears any more :(
Best ever game as a child: make sure the balloon does not touch the floor :D
"yea i know.. i saw it on facebook"
Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
How play fighting turns into kissing :)
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
"I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself"
PERIODS. the only good thing about them is knowing your not pregnant.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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