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In your bed, It's 6AM, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 7:45. At school or work, It's 12:30, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 12:31.
All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
I almost went for a run today. Then i came to my senses and had a smoke.
A weekend wasted is never a wasted weekend
I`m not perfect, i make mistakes, but when i say sorry .. i mean it ! :)
Some people go to high school. Some people go to school, high.
Saw Gloria Gaynor's ghost last night. First I was afraid, I was petrified.
not spending your money for food during school week cause you save money for the weekend, to buy more cigarettes, alcohol, wh*re and drugs..
That one girl you don't want anywhere near your boyfriend
oi oi oi oi oi oi oi, some spanish text, DANZA KUDURO!! ;D
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