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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 96
My mama didn't raise no fool ;)
I tried being normal once. Worst 5 minutes of my life.
You don't just stop loving someone, either you never did or you always will.
He Already Ruined Your Mascara Don't Let Him Ruin Your Life
AT AGE 6: I want to be a princess ! AT AGE 9:I want to be a teacher ! AT AGE 12: I want to be a lawyer. AT AGE 17: I have NO clue
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.
'Where Do You See Yourself 15 Years From Now?' ... 'I See Myself Being Older'
Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
Mirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laugh
When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
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