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Buying a 2013 diary coz youre an optimistic bastard.Buying a 2013 diary coz youre an optimistic bastard.
Being single because you're so hot that no-one dares to ask you out.Being single because you're so hot that no-one dares to ask you out.
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
When everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my catsWhen everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my cats
Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
Getting home and going on FB after a long hard day of FB mobileGetting home and going on FB after a long hard day of FB mobile
I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
Dont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act SingleDont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act Single
Oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line.Oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line.
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