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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 93
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.
Rule #1: don't be #2
You’ll never find the right person if you don’t let go of the wrong one.
Im a girl but i rather hang out with boys because it is less drama!!!
YES, Facebook, I already CHECKED that notification, now can you please get rid of that little red number?!?!
"Someone is cranky" "Someone needs to SHUT UP"
"You look pretty today!" "...Was I ugly yesterday!?"
First thing you do when you wake up is reach for your phone.
Does anyone else turn their pillow over to feel the cold side? :)
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