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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 91
I love you Atanas forever & always<3
Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesnt make sense. Refrigerator.
A woman's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you!
Not messing with adele, because she'll write a whole album about you.
Katy Perry's living her Teenage Dream... Lady Gaga's ignoring her Telephone... Travie McCoy's is a Billionaire... While Justin Bieber is having a Baby.
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.
I ♥ my dad
How can I "let go" of the past, when it has such a bloody firm grip?
I manage to get bored on facebook in ten minutes, but still spend at least three hours on it
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