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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 94
LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.
6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
In your bed, It's 6AM, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 7:45. At school or work, It's 12:30, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 12:31.
LIKE IF you`re Saying "Yeah I`m on my way." when you`re still at home.
It is hard to find the real one but more difficult is to forget the wrong one....
All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
A weekend wasted is never a wasted weekend
I`m not perfect, i make mistakes, but when i say sorry .. i mean it ! :)
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