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Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
When I'm laying in bed, not wanting to get up, I think about the fun things happening that day. Usually...It's seeing you.
~ The Soul's Shadow ~ There is pain in all happiness, contentment, inspiration, and wonders. For if many souls cannot see and understand the knowledge of one soul, that soul with its life and knowledge are lost forever. -Ψ ~ Philosopher's Words ~
The Soul's Shadow There is pain in all happiness, contentment, inspiration, and wonders. For if many souls cannot see and understand the knowledge of one soul, that soul with its life and knowledge are lost forever. -Ψ ~Philosopher's Words~
OH MAI GAH! I GOT MY PEW PEW GUNS OUT OF AMMO!!!
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life..:)
I want you to LEAVE,and be happy, and NOT come back.
-Dude, she just called you Bellatrix Lestange!- -Oh , hell no! Hold my...JK...Avada Kedavra!-
God sent me to piss the world off!! -Eminem
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