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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 13
I'm not a b*tch, i'm just honest.
A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the gra*s, but you my friend, yes you, you can kiss my a*s =)
I LOVE GIRLS !!! ESPECIALLY SEXY ONES !!!
once cheater, always a chaeter
I killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =P
¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
I've lost my bear,can I sleep with u? =]
akward moment when somebody says wa*sup my nigga to michael jackson..:)
i love cigarettes<3
blaah :P you know :)
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